Jennifer E. Miller
A spontaneous camping trip with friends
at a new campground, leaves no time to think about items other than
essentials. Packing consisted of throwing together the tent, food, and other
necessities ensuring nothing was forgotten. By the time everyone, including the
family dog, is loaded up in the SUV and hit the highway, it's realized
that fishing gear was not on the checklist.
Quinn tried reassuring himself he wouldn’t have time
to fish because he’ll be doing all the campsite setup, and he isn’t familiar
enough with the area to figure out the good fishing holes anyway. Even with these reasonable excuses, it does no good. Quinn
drives, silently stewing about the what ifs as the kids banter back and forth
about one thing or another.
He grips the steering wheel tighter in
frustration while his foot pushes down harder on the gas pedal, increasing
speed until their friends, who are following, honk their horn to get him to slow
the hell back down.
“Why are you going so fast?” Quinn’s
wife asks.
“No reason,” Quinn mumbles.
* * *
Arriving at the campground check-in
lodge, the attendant informs them of the park’s rules, available facilities, hiking trails, and proximity near the river. As usual, the kids
need to use the bathroom and want to eat and play because they are bored immediately upon
exiting the car. Quinn is sent solo to the campsite.
With the company of Gus, the family’s golden retriever, Quinn
does the grunt work of setting up the tent. He pulls out the bundle of dowels,
aligning the ends of the sections together so that they form one large pole
which he then feeds through strategically-placed pockets and loops in the
canvas. He repeats the process as necessary and soon the tent pops up in its upside-down
ice cream cone shape. With the rubber mallet, he pounds in the stakes, securing
it to the ground.
Quinn takes a step back to rest when
Gus looks at him with that “let’s go explore” look. Shrugging, Quinn agrees and
the two trot out of the campsite.
Allowing Gus to take the lead, they walk
down a dry dusty trail with dense shrubbery on either side. Quinn hears his kids
playing in the distance indicating they have passed the playground, because he but
is unsure of where they are headed. After all, this is a new place. Soon, the
air begins to cool and mosquitos buzz and are quickly swatted away. Gus runs
ahead wagging his tail to meet the steady stream of the river. Letting out a
bark he splashes his paws into the water, waiting for his owner. Quinn catches up and greets Gus with a scratch behind the ears.
The river speaks its language. In
the shallower spots, the water trickles and laps over the rocks, while in the deeper
sections, the current creates a few white-capped rapids. Nothing for rafters to
get excited about, but a reminder of the river’s power. A splash causes Quinn
to whip his head in that direction. He is too late and only sees the circular
ripples growing larger and larger as they hint of what created them. Quinn
doesn’t need to observe it again to know that it was a leaping trout.
That the was the moment he regretted
the spontaneity of the camping trip. An empty feeling sat in his soul,
desperate for a pair of waders and a fishing rod. All the reasoning he did with
himself on the drive was tossed aside. He now found a good fishing hole and
can’t do a darn thing about it except enjoy the scenery. Folding his arms in
disgust, he unknowingly grinds his teeth together with a crack.
Gus, being a dog, only saw the water
for what it was: fun. He walked in further, finding a smooth flat rock under
the surface to stand on. Something caught his eye and his ears perked up in a
playful fashion. He dipped his head in the water swiftly and surfaced with
something in his mouth, and proudly galloped over to Quinn, who continued
sulking. Gus dropped a pink, wriggling slimy creature at Quinn’s feet and
waited for praise.
Astonished, Quinn looked at the
trout then his dog and back again, then broadened into a smile. “Good boy,” he
said.
Gus panted, his tongue dangling out
of his mouth and appeared to be smiling. He shifted his wet paws, the fur stuck
to his legs making them look skinnier.
“Go get another,” Quinn said.
Gus spun around and returned to the
river.
While the dog attended to the new
fishing technique, Quinn grabbed a stone and put the trout out of its misery.
A few minutes later, Gus returned
with another fish.
Giving the dog more praise, Quinn said, “Keep going, Gus.”
There was a bark of approval, before returning to the water.
As Quinn took care of the second
trout, a voice behind him said, “You got a permit?”
It was a park ranger. Quinn quickly stood up.
“No. I’m not fishing.”
The ranger pointed to the set of
fish on the ground. “How’d you get those?”
“My dog caught them.”
“Very funny. I’ll need to see some
ID, please.”
Thumbing his ID out of his wallet, Quinn noticed a name patch that
said Ranger Smith.
"Like I said, I'm not fishing. I don't even a rod on me."
“Where’s your net? Trot line?
Those aren’t permitted either, you know.”
“There’s none. Look,” he pointed to
Gus who stood on the rock scanning the water. “My dog is out there
snagging fish.”
Gus thrust his head under water
again, but came up empty.
Ranger Smith eyed Quinn
suspiciously. “That’s a pretty wild story. Even if it were true, that’s not legal. I will need to confiscate these.”
As he bent down to gather the fish,
Gus let out an unfriendly bark. “Your pooch friendly?” he asked.
“Usually,” said Quinn. “Say, can you
show me in a rulebook or something that dogs catching fish is illegal?”
“Don’t matter. The trout are in your
possession and you don’t have a proper license.”
“My dog brought them to me, yes, but
I was just overseeing them while he went back to the river. I’d like to see the
rule, please.”
Ranger Smith was annoyed,
but Quinn’s request was reasonable enough. He pulled out a smartphone and
opened an application.
He scrolled through screens of information, not finding what he
was looking for. Dogs infringing on wildlife couldn’t possibly be acceptable,
could it?
As Ranger Smith kept hunting through
the digital content of his device, Gus came bounding back to with another
catch. But this time he didn’t drop it at Quinn’s feet. Instead, his tail
stopped wagging and he stood still with the fish between his teeth, eyeing the
stranger. The two of them made eye contact and immediately disliked one
another.
“Like I said,” Quinn went on, “my
dog is catching the fish, not me.”
Frustrated, Ranger Smith ran his
tongue over his teeth.
“Dogs need to be on a leash at all
times within the park,” he said.
“I left it at the campsite,” Quinn
responded.
Swapping his smartphone for his
ticket book, Ranger Smith scribbled onto a thick piece of paper. “Sign here,”
he said, pointed to the dotted line. “Press hard, five copies.”
Quinn read the ticket which indicated
he was in violation of the leash law. He signed his name, then Ranger Smith
tore off his ticket copy and handed to him along with his identification.
“What did you find out about the
fish?” Quinn asked, folding the ticket and placing it in his shirt pocket.
“I didn’t, but I’m going to have to
take these with me—” he cut himself off when he gestured to the pile of trout. It
was gone, and so was Gus. Neither had seen him leave, let alone with the
catches.
“Where’s your dog?” Ranger Smith
asked.
Quinn shrugged.
“I need to take those trout with me.
Call your dog back.”
Quinn called for Gus and the wet and dirty golden retriever
came out from behind some shrubbery.
“Where are the fish?” Quinn asked.
Gus looked at him curiously.
“Show us.”
Gus sat down.
“Gus, where are the fish?”
Gus lay down and placed his head on
his front paws.
Turning to Ranger Smith, Quinn said,
“I can’t force him to take us anywhere.”
“What do you think your dog did with the
fish?”
“Buried them, I suspect. That’s what
dogs do,” Quinn answered.
The ranger’s radio beeped and a
dispatcher called out for assistance with a first aid emergency for a hiker. Reluctantly,
he bid Quinn and Gus farewell with a leash law reminder, and left.
As soon as Ranger Smith was safely
out of sight, Quinn asked of Gus, “Where are your trout?”
Gus hopped up, leading Quinn to a
pile of rocks around a bend. Three rocks supported against one another,
creating a cavity in the middle. Gus pawed at the hole. Quinn reached down to
find the slimy scaled creatures, pulled them out one by one, and headed back to
the campsite. There was no need to fret over forgotten fishing gear any longer.
Copyright 2018 Jennifer E. Miller