This Week's Family Outtake
By,
Jennifer E. Miller
T and I have been introducing G to 1980s movies we grew up
with. I’m sure that decade is considered old and outdated by now. But we are
having fun rewatching all these fabulous films.
So far, the watchlist includes: Honey I Shrunk the Kids,
Harry and the Hendersons, Back to the Future 1, 2, and 3, The Princess Bride,
and Flight of the Navigator. Coming up next is Overboard and Field of Dreams. Yes,
I’m aware of Indiana Jones, E.T., and Goonies. We currently feel these are a
bit scary. She has previously seen The Great Outdoors and Annie, but those
might make another living room comeback.
It took some convincing for her agree to watch most of
these, but she really enjoyed the stories, crazy hair styles, and weird looking
phones. You know, the ones with a cord that hang on the wall. Or the blue box
with a folding door, otherwise known as a payphone. It struck me as interesting, that she didn’t pay too much attention to fashion quirks of the decade. She
saw the characters for what they were; families, kids, etc. I found that
sincere and sweet.
I jumped out of the decade, by mistake, this week when I
borrowed Cool Runnings from the library. (I thought it was 1989ish but it
debuted in 1993.) It’s a comedy film about the triumph of achievement, loosely
based off the first Jamaican bobsled team at the Calgary Olympics. I loved John
Candy’s statement to Derice during the Olympics: “If you’re not good enough without [the gold medal], you won’t be good
enough with it.”
The film integrated actual footage of the bobsled’s crash into
the Hollywood takes, and G became curious about it. Since there is this
awesome find-a-video-about-anything site, called YouTube, I found the aforementioned 'actual footage' quickly. We cringed quite a bit as we watched it. G commented
that it seemed much more real than the movie. Well, go figure.
Then she asked if bobsledding was the only sport Jamaica
participated in. I’ll wait until you stop laughing, too.
“Don’t you remember the runners we watched in the Olympics
last year?” I asked.
I got a confused look in return.
“Does Usain Bolt ring a bell?”
“Oh yeahhhhh! He was super fast, but I think I can run
faster than him.”
In your dreams, kid.
Next she requested to watch Usain Bolt’s 2016 Olympic
sprints on YouTube followed by the women sprinters; also notably from Jamaica. A switch to women's gymnastic concluded our Olympic flashback and I shuffled her off to bed for the night.
The following morning, I needed to chat with Microsoft
customer service. Out of politeness, the agent asked how my day was going. I
said if it stopped snowing, things would improve. She got excited about snow
because she was from, none other than, Jamaica! Obviously, they don’t experience
the true charm of winter. She seemed jipped not knowing what snow is like. I
told her that, while it looks pretty, it can make driving difficult, causing
schools to make parents’ worst nightmare come true by cancelling classes for the entire day. I
would gladly trade my frosty white winter wonderland for a breezy tropical island right about now.
A friend of mine said that Jamaicans don’t leave the island
much because it's simply too costly to do so. I wondered why that is. This led my thoughts to those
lizards that can run over water. Since Jamaica produces such good athletes, the
residents should be able to run like Usain Bolt and sprint their way to a
vacation. That’s certainly more cost effective.
See what watching all these classic films leads to?
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